January 2010
79 posts
26 Ways to Impress a Girl.
najmetender:
babylonjourney:
no-life-til-leather:
everythingelseisreal:
vintageginger:
betty-boobs:
defeatinginfinity:
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard...
“Don’t tell me who I am; because unless I write all my thoughts down on a piece...”
– (via eletheowl) (via 472239364)
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– Catcher In the Rye (via jessieroth) (via comelylittletree) (via coolaccent) (via nostalgicdreams) (via nastyantics)
Oh no is the meetup on Saturday or Sunday?
(via thelastserviette)
Saturday. I GOT THE DATE WRONG TOO. (possibly thanks to you >:[)
Can’t make it.
Memories cause love. Love kills.
thinair:
jura-vaikas:
— House
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend...”
– Groucho Marx (via artpixie) (via 472239364)
Work stories 4
*woman walks in*
Woman : I very mafan one ar, so bear with me.
Me : Oh, it's alright! (I'm thinking she's just being nice)
*15 minutes later, she walks off*
Me : WTH KNN BLOODY MAFAN SIA
Work stories 3
Just to let you know, my coworker is a Malaysian. And a pretty gruff looking dude too.
So, one day, behind the cashier, we were both attending a semi large crowd, when suddenly someone’s handphone just burst out,
Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend’
The crowd goes “wtf?” and they all look towards the youngest woman within them, who is hastily fumbling...
Why I want me some nerd sex: →
penguinprostitution:
(Thank you, S, for sharing this with me.)
*rolls on floor laughing*
thinair asked: http://toys.tumblrist.com/audio/thinair
@thinair
I remember you posted a link about this website which helps you collate and put together all the audio posts of a single tumblr, but I forgot what was the site again. Do you still have the link?
“I wouldn’t have fallen for you if I knew that you weren’t going to...”
– Someonefoundthis
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Work stories 2 : Singapore Constructors at their...
Boss : *points at a little crack on the desk* that's the problem, I need you to fix it.
Constructor A : Eh, *mutters under breath*, starts gesturing and speaking in weird dialects to coworker
Constructor B: ni na ching chang la de la do(means a dialect I can't understand)
Constructor A : Eh, boy!(referring to me)
Me : Ya?
Constructor A: You got the white liquid thing anot?
Me : White liquid....you mean correction fluid?
Constructor B : YES, YES!
Me : WTF?
“The mocker is never taken seriously when he is most serious.”
– Ulysses, James Joyce (via drinkyourjuice)
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You're worth so much more than you think
Yet all that value, is meant for the world, and not me.
In my eyes, please stay worthless.
“Oh shut up. Every time it rains, it stops raining. Every time you hurt, you...”
– http://pleasefindthis.blogspot.com/ (via breathsoftruth)
my current philosophy.
(via elevatordreams)
Work stories
Where I work is opposite a beauty salon, so once in a while, I have attractive women patronising the store I work in.
Normally, this would be alright. But because I’m behind counter, and they like to bend over to look at the stuff(display cabinet), and they wear low cut clothes, and ya, you get the picture.
I was thinking to myself, LOOK UP, THE GOODNESS IS UP THERE, LOOOK...
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I don't know what to miss anymore.
Perhaps who
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Last few days have killed my left arm
Seriously, I can’t even hold a mug of milk with it alone.
Kayaking + Tennis + Badminton in consecutive days.
And I start work tomorrow.
O snap.
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I think it's fucking annoying when my mom cares...
Jeez, what’s your obsession with my appearance? I am NOT some golden boy.
“I don’t want to live.
I want to love first,
and live incidentally.”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via tigerdelune) (via suzywire) (via five5five)
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@penguinprostitution
Defeatism it may sound like, but I’d rather that compared with hoping too much for nothing.
I know it sucks, but I’m not giving up without a fight.
It’s just you against the world sometimes.
The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore:
People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world.
11 minutes of actual play
12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees
17 minutes of replays
60 minutes of commercials
75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
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Army stories from the seniors
“You know ar, when people throw grenade, some people take out pin, shout “I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU” then throw the grenade. Funny la, then weekend no need book out le. It’s up to you if it’s worth it.”
I say it is :S
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If given the choice, would you rather punch...
“The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the “Peanuts”...”
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Tennis is goddamn tiring
Then again, it’s my first time playing it, and I’m a almost life-long table tennis player. So yea, it’s worse. And it’s freaking more tiring to pick up balls. ARGH BIG COURTS.
On a side note, what cocktails can you do with Bailey’s? :O
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I'm getting impatient at my own patience
GAH. Idling sucks.
“I think it’s more interesting to see people who don’t feel appropriately. I...”
– Ryan Gosling (via chocolate-cigarettes)
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Tutoring is like questioning my own conscience
Whether I can teach vs the monetary gain. :S
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Ooer, I guess this hole is where the jealousy is...
There you go jealousy, that’s your bunk. Be sure to greet your roommates, they are currently festering in the bathroom; desperation and frustration!
Oh, remember that dinner is never served, because you’re supposed to get pissed off in here, and there’s a general meeting in the heart later before nights out! Enjoy your stay!
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It's not all sunshine and dandy weather from where...
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CALL ME YOU STUPID JOB PEOPLE, CALL ME :(